A Poem I Wrote In Preschool

"I Bet Bristol Palin Doesn't Shave Her Vagina"

I bet Bristol Palin doesn't shave her vagina.

I mean, she's kind of fat, even before she got pregnant she was fat.

Maybe it's because Sarah Palin's lying and Bristol isn't pregnant but in fact the father of Trig or whatever that little shit's name is called.

Don't misinterpret this, Sarah

I would still rail you.

You look like you're DTF (down to fuck)